Middle of the day naps... I miss those.

You know what makes me angry? Preschoolers. Yeah that's, right another rant against our nations youth, but this one is actually going to go somewhere.

My wife is a teacher of preschool aged kids and she is constantly complaining about how the kids make noise and are restless at nap time. I think these kids should be drug out into the street and shot, because they don't appreciate a good thing when they have it.

I am coming up on 30 years old and I've gotta say, I've found the most rewarding thing I can do for myself during the day is take a nice afternoon nap. Now I don't claim to be a doctor but I know it's good for me because I feel better after a quick 30min shuteye session and I'm pretty sure that others feel the same way. Which makes me wonder why naptime isn't instituted in more corporate settings or even better made a federal law (I mean I know people in government work so slow they might as well be napping). I think that everyday people should get to put their head down at their desk and take a half hour snooze. I think productivity would skyrocket in the afternoon and everyone would be in a much better mood for both the ride home and possibly the ride to work.

Which reminds me of my trip to Spain when I was in highschool. Sometime around the middle of the day the entire country shuts down for "Siesta" now it's not just about napping, you go home and see your family and such during the middle of the day. Now when I first encountered this phenomenon it made me mad but that's because I was hungry and you aren't supposed to limit the access of food for a fat guy. But anyway, the more I thought about the more I realized that this was a great idea that the U.S. should adopt. However, I realized that there would always be that one guy who decided to try to get something accomplished during this time and he would screw it up for everyone.

So, let's make this an unbreakable law people, punishable by immediate imprisonment and the torture of NEVER being allowed to nap.